This weekend, or maybe Monday, or maybe next week (we’ll never tell!) we’re going to be launching a brand new *something* from Robb Wolf. It’ll be full price for the rest of the world but his newsletter subscribers will get a big fat discount on it.
So if you’re not signed up for the newsletter, you’re gonna want to do that. And soon. We’re just sayin’.
David Csonka says
Is it a lock of hair from the grandmaster paleo guru?
Amy Kubal says
I’m guessing a toe nail… 😉
Steven says
Waiting……….
Still Waiting…………..
Come On … I Cant wait anymore 🙂
Is it here yet? Is it here yet?
chuck says
Betcha it’s protein powder
Robb Wolf says
Nope.
Jules & Charles says
board games?
Martin says
I’d rather buy some sleep powder.
chuck says
it is defintely some snake oil then. you are always talking about giving this stuff up and just cashing in on some gimmick.
Primal Toad says
That is the last thing Robb would try to sell to us! Robb is more cooler then that. Teasing us for a protein powder? Ay! Mark has a good one or go for one world whey: grass-fed with 3 ingredients – whey, vanilla extract, stevia!
Brian Buehler says
A starter kit for our own chickens at home?
A new book?
Brenden says
A Chicken starter kit would be awesome(hard to ship I imagine if it comes with the chickens)
Rick says
I’m not ashamed to admit that this is totally working on me and I’m unreasonably excited for I don’t know what.
Brenden says
I agree,
it’s like the night before Christmas except I can’t sneak down and check out what all my presents are!
Nicole Edwards says
?possibly an americano or espresso related something w/whip?
Steven says
Robb Wolf Fathead? 🙂
Tom says
I’m hoping it’s a more technical version of the Paleo Solution aimed at health care professionals/academics.
Or maybe a CME or certification?
Robb Wolf says
This is actually for the basic crowd, but we have high level stuff rolling out soon too.
Brian Buehler says
A way to convince regular people that dr oz is not entirely correct?
At least we have I Caveman to distract us tonight. Monday may be tough if you don’t let us know then but, Tuesday, there is that Apple press event….
Last week, Amazon announced their new Kindles – will you new thing be compatible?
Paul says
Hopefully a new book aimed at athletes/Crossfitters and paleo . 🙂
Amy Kubal says
Paul, I’m working on that one!! 🙂
Josh Nickell says
Yay Amy – been waiting for that!
paul says
Likewise, Look forward to reading it 🙂
Lark says
A calendar of paleo hotties? I better go subscribe, just in case.
Sam says
RobbFitX – The most advanced, progressive whole body work-out. Available from… $39.99/month?
Robb Wolf says
That sounds like a great idea!!!
Shanon says
A handmade Atlatl!
Brad says
Could it be an app for my phone?
Todd says
Discount on Paleo hookers and blow?
Maryann says
ooh… I am too excited for words! especially after watching the show late last night.
Shanon says
How about a handmade Atlatl!
Josh Nickell says
The suspense is killing me. Robb is not the kind of guy to use this as a sales gimmick, but if it were he’s already got me reaching for my wallet…
Robb Wolf says
Well, it’s a soft sell. Some folks will dug it, it’ll be to remedial for others.
paul says
Is it a shovel?
Robb Wolf says
Ha! No, can’t even say it’s warm.
Ivor Biggun says
…it is of course the Robb Wolf Paleo-dildo and life-size Robb Wolf sex doll; coming, ahem, complete with different outfits for all you
Paleo-birds( and some guys ) who crave something “All Robb”.
There’s the buckskin Robb, there’s the “budgie-smuggler”/Speedo version and finally the nudey Robb to which one applies a pheremone “spway”(extra at 999$) which sets off a chemical reaction in you both.
Organically orgasmic, biodegradeable too.This beastie is yours for only
9999.99$ with a whiter “Seattle” version(Vit D defic too) coming, ahem, in at a slightly reduced .99C..thats cents not centigrade, luvies.
Rock not Pop
Robb Wolf says
This is GENIUS!! Official offer to write for the blog!
Simon Fellows says
assume you know it was I, Sister ?
Lori says
A paleo camp to go to like Icaveman-that I just watched on Discovery channel- that lookied like hell and misery–Sign me up!!!
Brad says
I’m checking this blog post a couple times a day now! What is it?