Well, not really, but thanks to PaleoSlayer we have a new take on some GNR classics:
“Paradise City”
Take me down to the paleo city
Where the grass is green
And the cows are a plenty
Just a vegan livin’ under the street
I’m a leaky case that’s tough to beat
I’m your charity case
So buy me somethin’ to eat
I’ll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line
Omega 6 to omega 3
Or so they say
You gotta
Keep pushin’ for the anti inflame
You know it’s, it’s all a gamble
When it’s just a game
You treat it like a capitol crime
Everybody’ doin’ their time
Strapped in the chair of a vegetarian diner
why I’m here, I can’t quite remember
They say saturated fat is hazardous to eat
I’ll have some more bacon
But I can’t see
Tell me who you’re gonna believe
Captain America’s been torn apart
Now he’s a CORPORATE jester
With a broken heart (MI)
He said turn me around
And take me back to the start
I must be losing my chyme
“Are you blind?!”
I’ve seen it all a million times
“It’s so Easy/Get in the Ring”
It’s so easy easy
when everybody’s gluten free baby
So easy
gluten free seems to please me
it all feels so right
when I sleep ear-ly at night
see Glen hit you
you fall down!
I see you SADers standin there
you think you’re so cool
why dont you just
frack off!
And that goes for all you punks in the press
That want to start shit by printin’ lies
Instead of the things we said
That means you
Tom Venuto
Dr OZ
Time magazine
surgeon General
the AMA
Barry Sears, what you pissed cuz Evander eats more fries than you?
Frack you, suck my frackin cow
And in this corner, weighing in at a lean mean 155lbs,
Get in the ring!
shoot, i left out “John Stossel at Fox news”
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Awesome. And the caption on the photo was the icing on the cake!
Awesome, when are they getting recorded?…
Mr.Lalonde
I go to bed around 7 (pm)
get out of bed around 9 (am)
i dont worry bout nothin no,
cause worry’s a waste of my cor-ti-sol
Norcal usu opens about 7
we go to the gym around 9
hit the showers by 9:30
preservin glycogen and feelin fine
we’ve been debatin w Mr lalonde
hes been nitpicking
wont leave me alone
whoa no no no
I used to sleep a little
but the little wasnt doin
so the little got more and more
Just keep tryin to sleep a little better
said a little better than before
we’ve been debatin w Mr lalonde
hes been nitpicking
maternal fracker maternal fracker wont leave my paleo ass alone
whoa no no
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Im glad you like gnr Robb, but i think the listenership has just dropped to down to 6.
I think it hit 2 after this but I’d ratehr have quality than quantity. GNR 4-EVAH!!!
Just reading the lyrics, I could hear Axel Rose singing the song. Awesome job.
My Kitchen
You wanna step into my kitchen
It’s a paleolithic state of bliss
You’ve been delayed in the neolithic world
How many times have you cooked and missed?
Your blood work shows inflammation
I wanna laugh myself to death
With an intense crossfit workout
and a decreased hemoglobin
I’ll hold your plate while you gasp for breath
You wanna eat w me
So eat w me
You wanna eat w me (7 times)
You can’t eat w me
You don’t understand your gut
You ain’t had gallstones yet
Let’s eat it (3 times)
Oh my distorted smile
mmm..mmm…good..pass the NaCl..mmm..
Anything Goes
I been thinkin’ bout
Thinkin’ bout sugar
Always hungry for somethin’
That I haven’t had yet
Maybe baby you got somethin’ to lose
Well I got somethin’, I got somethin’ for you
My way – your way
Anything goes on cheat nite!
My way – your way
Anything goes on cheat nite!
Ice cream and grass fed cheese
some more tortillas if you please
usin dat ketchup with a push and squeeze
Glucose up, glucose down, up against the wall
make me a norcal margarita baby
An’ we can do it all!
My way – your way
Anything goes on cheat night
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This song is dedicated to all 6 paleolithic solutioners, who stuck w us
and to all those opposed, hmm well?
HOLY CATS!
Axl speaks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgTjNNur95w&feature=related
Id like to dedicate this next song to those who try to control and manipulate your diet. The powers that be, the govt, the FDA, your fam your friends,
you can even talk to some of these ppl, you can try to be friends, you can tell them to try gluten free, but uh you cant save nobody else, you’ll be lucky if you save your own gut
Slash: wait!stop! everybody hold up!
*music stops*
Axl:what’s wrong?
Slash: I dropped my hat
When do we get to hear the live version?
I need a band…Greg everett plays guitar. hmmm…
I’ve worked Slash and Axl into my Paleo blog posts before, but have never thought to re-write any of the lyrics. This is pure genius. Now if we can only get the band back together to play this on the sunset strip during the Ancestral Health Symposium. At the very least, you should Karaoke it and get Dizzy Reed to back you up on keys.
We should try to get a band together for that! It would be awesome!